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| User: | bothropsatrox (4825050) First time fiction
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| Name: | Natalie | |||||
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| Bio: | HARRY. Come on Severus you promised. SEVERUS This is absolutely ridiculous HARRY. Just do it. SEVERUS. Fine, but you owe me Gryffindor. HARRY Yes, that’s what you always say. SEVERUS Good, now that that is established. Natalie writes under the pen name Fer de Lance which is the most venomous snake in central America.. HARRY And…. SEVERUS Yes she picked the name because Harry is a Parseltongue and she thinks it's clever. HARRY It is clever.. SEVERUS If you interrupt me one more time Potter I’m leaving.. HARRY Picky, picky. SEVERUS May I continue? Or do you want to call this whole this whole whole introduction thing off? Which, I think is a brilliant idea.. HARRY I want you to continue.. SEVERUS As I was saying, this journal only contains pornographic material so all of you who are not of age go scurry away now (Dramatic pause) Of course if your anything like Potter, You’ll wind up reading what’s in this journal; regardless if your suppose to or not.. HARRY. Severus your encouraging them.. SEVERUS That is the second time you interupted me Mr. Potter which ,fortunately for me ends this inane activty. HARRY (Rolls eyes) All right fine be that way, I'll finish. And then I’ll be taking off these sweaty Quidditch robes, and showering...alone. SEVERUS Do calm down Potter. Is that anyway to treat your OTP? HARRY My what? SEVERUS One true paring. HARRY What the fu- SEVERUS Language Harry… O T P or One True Paring, which is us, except for Fer de Lances’ uncanon tendency to write you as a top. HARRY Look Severus, (Dangerous angry voice) I'm not having that canon discussion again. SEVERUS I’m merely pointing out, that, I am clearly the older more Dominant wizard- HARRY Yeah, well, if Fan Fiction were canon I’d be having it it off with Ginny Weasley. Do you want that? SEVERUS (muttering under breath) HARRY That’s what I thought. Any way I’m the Dark Lord vanquishing hero. SEVERUS It’s a shame I’m not allowed to bring up canon because, if I were; I would point out you haven’t vanquished anyone yet. HARRY Really? SEVERUS Yes, really HARRY I have something i'm going to vanquish between your- SEVERUS BE QUIET! That is the Third time I told you not to inerutpt me and the second time I told you to watch language. HARRY B..but SEVERUS Quiet, Never the less, I have filled my promise to introduce the author. Have I not? HARRY (Silence) SEVERUS Well? Harry (feigened innocence) Oh am I allowed to speak now? SEVERUS (evil smile) If you behave, I do have a matching gag to go with these. HARRY What no way. SEVERUS Pardon me if my memory is incorrect Potter, but did you not say, If I introduced the Author with you, you would owe me one? HARRY B... but their lacy SEVERUS Yes.  | |||||
| Memories:: | 54 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |||||
| Schools: | Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1990 - 1997) | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 20: ayane_tsurugi, calyxess, cinnamon_kisses, cmere, endaemion, insaneboingo, ladybrannon, likebunnies, muddgutts, mysid, natalies_junk, ohforfeckssake, siriusblackout, siriuslysnogged, slytherinfiend, sofiaaifos, stellahargrove, tome_raider, triceybabe, wellington | |||||
| Also Friend of: | 1: crain | |||||
| Member of: | 22: accio_rs_fics, domharry, fanfriction, fiendart, harmony_fiction, hp_mpreg, hp_roughside, hprarepairs, hpstoryfinders, iconrequests, kitschist, merry_smutmas, mrsrobinson_hp, padfootnprongs, pornicators, psa_dungeons, sirry_slash, smutty_claus, snarry_slash, snarryficfind, writing_sex, xip_design | |||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||
